“ugh, great. Now i’m trapped in an alternate dimension with no way out and Ghast isn’t here and I can’t call Drayus and there’s no tacos in sight and god knows what else and-” Kaiju starts to panic.

“I swear i’m going to f*cking retire if weird crap like this doesn’t stop happening…”

fast* the*

It happens so fats that he has no time to react, and as he’s floating in teh time-space void, he thinks to himself. “… What just happened?” He thinks.

“No. For all we know, it’ll turn you into a bloodthirsty monster that hates tacos. Aka, the worst thing in the world.”

“Dafuq is this?”

First off, three words. Photon Phoenix Mode.
Secondly, Kaiju is immune to time magic/spells, remember?

Lmao.
TBH, Kaiju would probably win.

“What?”

Why did I need to know about this?

I’m not taking internet drama too seriously, you’re taking this communities future too lightly.

Oh, so autism is a joke? You’re a sick one. Also, even if it’s a joke, it’s still causing unneeded drama and is still entoxicating this community. My point still stands: Stop the bull crap, or leave.