I will punt you off the face off the earth, where you will suffer the cold, eternal darkness of space as you slowly die of no oxygen.

(hwa hwa hwa)
(hwa hwa hwa)
(hwa hwa hwaaaa)
(hwa hwa hwa)

Haaaaa, I’m a muffin And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin? Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today? I wanna die, die die
Please I wanna Die, die, die
Die, die, die It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die—please, I wanna Die, die, die
Die, die, die It’s muffin time cuz I wanna die, die, die
Die, potato, die I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour? Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I’m hungry Hi, hungry, I’m dad
Why did you name me this way? Why, why, why?
I’m gonna do an internet Well, I’m gonna do a book
You’re leavin’ me—I met a real man Hey buddy, look over here
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind
You’re gonna die We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly We’re all gonna
Die, die, die Die, die, die
Pie, pie, pie It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die Why, why, why
cuz I wanna die, die, die Ooh, a butterfly
Die, die, die Hi, hi, hi
It’s muffin time cuz I wanna die, die, die
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Got your nose
Look out he’s got a nose! Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!)
Here comes the airplane I like trains
Honey I’m pregnant… I can explain
NO, don’t jump Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow
Hey, you got a license for that? You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! Mmyahhhhhh NO, LLAMA NOOOO!
Die, die, die Die, die, die
Pie, pie, pie It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die Why, why, why
Please I wanna Die, die, die
No, Llama, no Die, die, die
Hi, hi, hi It’s muffin time
Please I wanna Die, die, die
Even though letting go feels right I can’t afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together Especially since cartoons live forever
Please I wanna Die, die, die
We’re all gonna Die, die, die
Pie, pie, pie It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die Why, why, why
Please I wanna Die, die, die
No, Llama, no Die, die, die
Pie, pie, pie It’s muffin time
cuz I wanna die, die, die
It’s muffin time cuz I wanna die, die, die

oh yea quick question why are we talking about a suicidal muffin