This is the script for one of my upcoming videos even though nobody asked

hey there everyone it is me King Star GLK and today i need to show you something very important. and i also have a robot voice because yes. In this video i need to teach you how to press the space bar. So youll see 325 point 87 degrees from your side you will see a tab key depending on what keyboard you have. I want you to put your finger over it. after doing that, move your finger 27 point 3 5 millimeters to the right and you will be on the queue key. Keep moving right until you see the why key. then after that you gotta move it down and move right a little then youll be on the be key. Now listen to whatim saying now. By the time you are on the be key there will be a speck of dust falling at a speed of 0.000002869 miles per hour approximately one empire state building away from you. Once you acknowledge the fact that that speck of dust is falling your brain will be unlocked to serious levels which you will then be able to know that stars are very very far away, the closest one being 34567098766785904387625728 lightyears away, lol jay kay but once you find that out you will be able to grasp the fact that none of this junk matters. after 7 point 3 7 0 5 4 hours of cotemplating why your listening to me you will then be able to move your finger down 0.0000007 centimeters you will be on this long rectangular thing called the space bar, then you shall add point 0097 pounds of metric force and you will see a gap on your screen so you can write the next word. Thats all for this tutorial on how to press the space bar, bye!