*snorts the volcano and drowns you in bread*

*materializes next to you*
Lol nah
*yeets you into space*

Sounds great

We\’ll need extra man power to keep the creatures contained, oh and funding for such a large project.
The first one should be ready in around a week.

*the flextape is incinerated instantly*
Stop it
*beats you over the head with a frozen loaf of bread*

And I will accept your request for an alliance.

*eats the flex tape*

*beats you over the head with a nokia*
No, stop it.

We have conditions several projecting involving mutation, why do you ask?