BOOM Hm, Genius. Hi, I’m Micheal Bay. Director of Hollywood hits such as Transformers and I demand things to be awesome. Awesome pussy cat, Awesome house, Awesome yard. AWESOME BARBECUE! BOOM AWESOME POOL! BOOM That’s why I’m getting Verizon files

Mumbling-Con gets flinged

BOOM
with the awesomeness upload speed. Isn’t that right awesome verizon guy?

Cuts to awesome verizon guy

Yes sir, blows cable away.

Cuts back to Michael Bay

and you know what the word for that is?

Cuts to awesome verizon guy

A-Awesome?

Cuts back to Michael Bay

Bingo. BOOOM