Number 14: The Beater Meater

The Beater Meater beats the ever-living shit out of your meat until your meat is completely eviscerated. Here It is beating the shit out of Ralph’s Meat which was said to withstand ten suns. Here It is also beating Gigan’s Meat, Gigan’s Meat was said to be very gey. Not only that but It’s also been said that the Beater Meater can destroy the largest nuts ever seen by Mankind and is capable of killing nineteen whales in one go.

I say If I see the Beater Meater, I’d run into the end of the Multiverse just hide my meat from It!