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Logan-Zilla
2022-10-12 17:46:55 UTC Name what you consider the best way of killing someone and I’ll tell you what I believe are the chances of you getting away with it
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Blunt trauma
The best way of killing someone with Blunt Trauma in my judgement is to use whatever to hide your identity, destroy any potential camera’s on a skyscraper and fool someone to put their phone down so that the cops are anyone can’t see the messages since the phone will not have been apart of the fall
Otherwise, It’s a 30% chance of getting away with whatever else to a 70% chance of getting caught in my judgement
Get a waterproof sleeping bag and bury the person head first feet up. Pull out the teeth, clip off the finger tips and toes and put them in a 2lt bottle of coke and stick it at the bottom with the head. As the body decomposes the liquids of delicious human goo will condense at the bottom of the bag(in the head, making facial recognition impossible without computer reconstruction) and the coke will degrade the finger tips/toes and teeth making identity by finger prints and dental records impossible. After a while the bottle of coke will explode from pressure built up by the fluids from the body parts and further degrade the body because of liquidation, even the bones will eventually get warped because of the coke. Nothing will leak out because you’re using a waterproof sleeping bag and after a few weeks of decomp the entire body will be a gooey pile of human goo at the bottom of a small sleeping bag and as this all happens the dirt will slowly sink making the hole look natural because it will remove any marks that it was dug.
This is 800% guaranteed to work in my judgement
Thank you Tillow for providing amazing advice, I’m gonna try It now
May I offer a similar technique?
If you need to hide a body , the best way to do it is to remove the hands and teeth to prevent identification ( if they can’t idenify the body , they can’t possibly link the victim to you since they don’t know who they are ) and dispose of them elsewhere . You can also pour yogurt into the anus to help speed up the decomposition process further preventing identifcation . If you must bury the body , make sure to bury them vertically , as aerial searches will look for disturbed ground about 6 ‘ or so long . Also , bury a dead animal about a foot on top of the dead body so when cadaver dogs will alert , they will find the dead animal and the searchers will assume it was a false – positive then move on .
Any and all, I’ve got Saul Goodman as my lawyer.
Lemon, no disrespect but that is OVERKILL
Not even in the sense that you are killing someone but in the sense that nobody will ever know for god knows how long. Unfair even!
I was looking up ways to kill someone. Great, now the fbi is probably coming.
Well Anways I would most likely do this to someone I have no connections with. Here is what I’ll do. I’ll go to some random town and go to a restaurant. When no one is looking I’ll put tetrahydrozoline into some randoms guy drink and then leave town. I’ll get the tetrahydrozoline from visine allergy medication (original formula). I will do this in a place where I am sure there are no security cameras. Perhaps a very uncrowned small buisness restaurant.
sneaking up behind them carefully, then grabbing ahold of them and feeding them to a clicker
They aren’t real bro
who says I can’t make them real
I am not bounded by the rules of fiction and nonfiction
who says I can’t make them real
I am the one who said so
Want to question me again slave?
SN Users thinking knowing a way to murder someone makes them cool, smh everyone knows how to kill a guy or two lol
I want to know HOW to do It whilst also not resorting to some of the most basic ways possible
Where’s the fun in just shooting a man with a normal pistol? Where’s the fun in simply stabbing someone? Seems very boring and unoriginal smh
There’s not supposed to be fun I don’t think
uhhh
ok
Hanging them
Making it look like suicide (with gloves)
Basic method with not much of a twist
I guess you could get away with It however
by killing them
ok…
yoo that’s smart tbh
thats why im the expert
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Neat observation captain obvious
Freeze a big ice cube, then smash someone’s head with it, boom blunt trauma + no murder weapon found because the ice evaporated
Or a shark attack in a toilet bowl