I went in for a swim at the aquatic center which is just a fancy word of saying Pools-N’-Waterslides and I loved it

No, My eyes definitely aren’t fucked up because of the chlorine in the water
No, I totally didn’t feel like I was inhaling something very weird whenever I breathed
No, I 100% do not have to worry about possible sunburns on my shoulders, arms and ears

No, None of that happened. Just me pretending I was in my natural habitat, enjoying every second in the water and nothing else