So in 2nd grade, me and this one girl in recess tried racing back to the entrance and I tripped and scraped a chunk of skin on my forehead/lower temples 😭
not really “dumbest” but can’t think of a better answer
was riding my bike in a park down a paved walk path
it was a hill, but generally a very open area
went turning off into the grass (still fast, downhill) to just cut across to the other side
accidentally stabbed myself in the knee with a drill (my mom was installing a shelf and left the drill on a folding chair and i walked into it) now theres a scar on my knee
One time I hit my brother as a joke and I thought my dad was about to hit me since he just came and looked at me so I was running with my lucky charms bag tripped on the carpet hitting my head almost losing my eye. I still have a scar there
Was up in the woods with a friend, trying to find a good trail to sled down. This was three winters ago. We found a good enough spot, it had a nice drop where you’d take air for a small moment.
Both of us used a two person sled, and when we went off the drop, our sled turned a certain way which had us going straight towards a couple of trees. Before we could collide, I dug my right leg into the ground to turn/slow down, and got it caught in either a small fern, mess of roots, or whatever else. It did bring us to a halt at the cost of my calf muscle being injured and in quite the bit of pain. Poor friend had to drag me back home in the sled lol. Couldn’t walk for a good week after that, and it took even longer for the pain to go away. The area where my leg got caught was… tender I guess? For months. I’ll never live it down.
When I was a student, I was alone. There was no one to help me. When I told my teacher about this, she didn’t help me, and he didn’t accept that I was being bullied. I tried to get him to admit it in various ways. That person turned a blind eye. My life started to go crazy because of that person. I thought about killing him many times. It must have been many years ago, but I remember it like it happened yesterday…
Having sexual relations with yo mama (she broke my hip)
So in 2nd grade, me and this one girl in recess tried racing back to the entrance and I tripped and scraped a chunk of skin on my forehead/lower temples 😭
not really “dumbest” but can’t think of a better answer
was riding my bike in a park down a paved walk path
it was a hill, but generally a very open area
went turning off into the grass (still fast, downhill) to just cut across to the other side
didn’t see the tree trunk in the tall grass
Slipped at a pool.
Still have a fake front tooth and a scar on my forehead just like harry potter for nearly 7 years now.
accidentally stabbed myself in the knee with a drill (my mom was installing a shelf and left the drill on a folding chair and i walked into it) now theres a scar on my knee
Trusting a Asian girl (my worst mistake)
One time I hit my brother as a joke and I thought my dad was about to hit me since he just came and looked at me so I was running with my lucky charms bag tripped on the carpet hitting my head almost losing my eye. I still have a scar there
i was trying to do a frontflip in a bouncy house and i hit my knee against my forehead and it left a scar
it kept bleeding but not oozing or dripping
Was up in the woods with a friend, trying to find a good trail to sled down. This was three winters ago. We found a good enough spot, it had a nice drop where you’d take air for a small moment.
Both of us used a two person sled, and when we went off the drop, our sled turned a certain way which had us going straight towards a couple of trees. Before we could collide, I dug my right leg into the ground to turn/slow down, and got it caught in either a small fern, mess of roots, or whatever else. It did bring us to a halt at the cost of my calf muscle being injured and in quite the bit of pain. Poor friend had to drag me back home in the sled lol. Couldn’t walk for a good week after that, and it took even longer for the pain to go away. The area where my leg got caught was… tender I guess? For months. I’ll never live it down.
Wanted to check how sharp a scissor was, so I decided to run the sharp part of the blade on my thumb, split it open
lmao
Get ready for this
I got hurt by a peacock
An emu tried hurting me
Damn birds
When I was a student, I was alone. There was no one to help me. When I told my teacher about this, she didn’t help me, and he didn’t accept that I was being bullied. I tried to get him to admit it in various ways. That person turned a blind eye. My life started to go crazy because of that person. I thought about killing him many times. It must have been many years ago, but I remember it like it happened yesterday…