Aw fuck, damn raccoons back

Alright, so, this is a new thing I’m doing where I share story’s with yall

So, we all (probably) have a best friend, you know the one just as stupid as you when decision making? So we decided to get a cardboard box and slide down the stairs, I almost got a concussion and he kinda jumped out and I heard *bonk* and see he hit he’s head on a damn lamp, he broke it too,

I yelled “uh oh” and we both got in trouble! The end

*in hell BITE voice*
“Hello Your device has sent you a message, look at it bitch!.”

Why do I have that as my ring tone?

The announcer:”Finally I can keep some beans to myself!”

Hell bite: ” *smashes through door* I SMELL BEANS”

the announcer: “AAAAAAAA-“