I mean, sometimes i do too.
but instead of taking little bites out of food, i take $10,000 out of national banks at gunpoint.

ill grab the air and hidfe it behind my back as a prank

when at a birthday party, i will bring a bubble blaster and shoot everyone whilst wearing a ski mask and some black gloves
then, i will pretend to rob the place and run out into oncoming traffic (im the chicken from crossy road)

I steal goblins and nomes

I like goblins and nomes.

I admit ive stolen little candy bars because I was hungy