• And why he ourple 😹

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  • Just found out that there’s a sexist peppa pig episode

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  • Replying to comment by: that alien dudeUhhh
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    haha nerd im ascending to heaven because ive done nothing wrong

    except for steal majority of the stickfigures ive uploaded, im a criminal mastermind

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  • hey ralph your website couldnt count if its life depended on it

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  • Replying to comment by: Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange ReichFunny Reddit
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    Reddit 🤢

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  • Replying to comment by: Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange ReichDaily orange update Ok sexy time over time to finish my fi

    Hey I know that guy

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  • I’m going to beat you to death 😃👍

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  • there’s probably a reason why this wouldn’t work but im not sure what it is

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    • Yeah…

      2022-04-10 19:52:26 UTC 1
    • Basically if engines fail on a plane, the entire cabin just comes off so all the people inside can land safely. If the cabin were to explode or something however, I guess everyone is just fucked

      2022-04-10 21:09:56 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange ReichBasically if engines fail on a plane, the entire cabin just

        the entire cabin just comes off so all the people inside can land safely

        2022-04-10 22:01:25 UTC 4
    • The thing is the planes cabin falls off then the cabin activates it’s jet thrusters hidden under the surface of the ocean that comes out when it is the time and attaches to the cabin so the cabin goes to attach back to the plane itself and then it gives the remaining fuels to the plane so the planes have more boost in order to go to heaven but before that they land to the republic of orange and pick up the oranges that attained to heaven
      But in order to be attained, you need to have an accession to heaven and they pick up the passengers and go to heaven and pick up the uranium powered self generating map that is use to find the route to orange heaven but in order to get the map they need to check if your worthy and they know that if the plane is a detachable plane and that give out the map and the go to orange heaven but there is 2 paths path 1 or path 3 path 1 is a path that is simple but long and path 3 is short but it’s extremely complex compared to path 1 but of course there is path 4 ,path 4 is very dangerous if your not an employee of Ralph.co also it is very cringe but Ralph is thinking to remodel it in order to look better but the path is not open yet so there is only 2 paths least currently so eventually there is a giant orange statue blocking the planes way so the planes need to go around it but that takes a lot of time so it takes about 111 minutes if you get lucky but if you don’t it’s about 222 minutes so after that there will be a sign that says left in order to go to the place you want to go but ignore it and turn right and wait 3 minutes and you’ll arrive at orange heaven and the plane drops the cabin and goes to the airport.
      -the end-

      2022-04-11 07:30:41 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: InfiniteguessFive nights at ralphco!!!1!
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  • Replying to comment by: StickHelmetI just don’t get it

    Why do you want to stay

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  • Replying to comment by: SillyWizard01e

    Both, because I have no idea what you’re talking about

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  • Replying to comment by: vuiceSo you did zee. but what does future tense zee sound like? Z

    Zamn

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  • hey ahole that’s my post

    im going to beat you to death

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  • Replying to comment by: vuicezed is past tense, zee is present tense change my mind

    zing is future tense or whatever it’s called

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  • I Have No Regard For The Lives Of Humans 😃👍

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    • Can confirm

      Anyone who says ‘Zee’ is a nincompoop

      2022-04-10 18:39:14 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Tastylemon16Can confirm Anyone who says ‘Zee’ is a nincompoop

        zed is past tense, zee is present tense

        change my mind

        2022-04-10 18:52:54 UTC 1
        • Replying to: vuicezed is past tense, zee is present tense change my mind

          zing is future tense or whatever it’s called

          2022-04-10 18:55:24 UTC 0
        • Replying to: vuicezed is past tense, zee is present tense change my mind

          Grammatically I agree but personally I do not.

          Zed.

          2022-04-10 19:03:40 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Tastylemon16Grammatically I agree but personally I do not. Zed.

            So you did zee. but what does future tense zee sound like? Zill? Yknow ill go with that. Its not zed, its not zee, its zill

            2022-04-10 19:18:58 UTC 0
            • Replying to: vuiceSo you did zee. but what does future tense zee sound like? Z

              Zamn

              2022-04-10 19:24:10 UTC 1
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