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How to know if someone is a good person:
1) How do they pronounce Arceus?
Are-see-iss: poggers!
Are-key-iss: eh…
Are-coo-ss: get out2) How do they pronounce Yveltal?
Yeh-vehl-tull: poggers!
Eee-vaul-tall: get out3) How do they pronounce Chingling?
Chin-gling: poggers!
Chin-glin: you may stay4) What Pokemon starter did they choose?
Grookey: eh…
Scorbunny: poggers!
Sobble: POGGERS!







Make a kanto version of this.
1) How do they pronounce Kangaskhan
Kang-is-kaan: poggers!
Kang-ass-khan: eh…
2) Is Magnemite/Magneton = pog?
Yes: poggers!
No: die
3) Is Beedrill/Butterfree underrated?
Yes: poggers!
No: die
4) who?
Bulbasaur: eh…
Charmander: bias? cringe
Squirtle: poggers?
Wha- Bulbasaur isn’t bad..
I like Squirtle best because he got the clout glasses
I never liked squirtle because my brother kept bragging about how powerful it was.
Ar-see-yus
Bababooey
It can’t… it can’t be!
Ar-shus
Arc-tur-us
Yes
CQ Ar-kā-iss is the correct way to pronounce it.
Fun Fact: You’re wrong! Prepare to be exiled from society
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No u
Ok but let’s be honest, Arceus is factually better than Arkeus
True, but for us English speakers they decided to be weird with the names of things, and give Arceus a k instead of a s sound. Well, to be specific, it’s so that it doesn’t sound to much like the bri’ish.
i tried to pronounce them before reading the options
fuck
1) How do they pronounce Arceus?
Are-see-iss: poggers!
———-> Are-key-iss: eh…
Are-coo-ss: get out
2) How do they pronounce Yveltal?
Yeh-vehl-tull: poggers!
———-> Eee-vaul-tall: get out
3) How do they pronounce Chingling?
———-> Chin-gling: poggers!
Chin-glin: you may stay
4) What Pokemon starter did they choose?
Grookey: eh…
Scorbunny: poggers!
Sobble: POGGERS!
———-> idfk
I’m suing you for being incorrect
Good b ye