live on mars:

step 1: plant a buncha cacti all over mars
step 2: wait a million years probably
step 3: go live on mars and destroy mars’s ecosystem instead of earth’s ecosystem
step 4: once you’ve fcked up mars go back to earth it’s probably recovered after all these years without humans
step 5: go back to mars once you’ve destroyed earth again
step 6: go back to step 4