moms like:

“my grandmother’s friend’s cousin’s girlfriend’s husband’s brother’s sister’s cousin’s friend’s father would study every day in a tree infested with rats and insects and he became a scientist, while his mother’s wife’s husband’s girlfriend studied in a comfy room and she worked at mcdonalds so that means you should study in a tree”

“is this the same one who survived the holocaust with the power of friendship”

“yeah”