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willow
2022-02-28 23:02:20 UTC would you rather:
experience the pain of a mantis shrimp attacking you
or
having to use p 🤢 piv 🤢 p-pi 🤢 pivot 🤮 instead of stick nodes for a week 🤮
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both at the same time
true ending
Do you know the power of a mantis shrimp
did i stutter
p 🤢 piv 🤢 p-pi 🤢 pivot 🤮 instead of stick nodes for a week
interrupted ≠ stutter
You never said for how long or how hard the Mantis Shrimp attacks, so just let him do a really light punch once and then we make peace and go our separate ways
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You don’t know the power of a mantis shrimp do you….
What you don’t seem to realize is I have befriended the Shrimp, and I told him “some guy on the SN site’s set me up to fight you, make it look like some real shit’s going on, but don’t do anything” and he was all like “Aight.”
“A smasher mantis shrimp’s punch has the same acceleration as a 22-caliber bullet, delivering a blow of 15,000 newtons, a force equal to more than 2,500 times the shrimp’s weight”
And in doing so with that speed, it creates a little air pocket bubble thingy that heats up to near the surface temperature of the sun.
Getting hit by one is extremely painful.
“A shrimp can land before a person even realizes it is there because its strike is so quick. Shrimp punches cause deep wounds and lacerations with rounded edges. There is almost always a loss of tissue after a mantis strike and heavy bleeding.”
Don’t care
We’re homies, Mr. KidGamer, he agreed to go easy, and I know he’ll hold that promise up.
*tomorrow in fnaf help wanted*
looks like freddy lost his entire thumb
Nah kid, we’re actually teaming up on our way to your house rn
you’ll never find me im too small
My heat-seeking Missiles will
Did somebody say mantis shrimp ?