one time i was called autistic for loading a dryer too slow

it’s not my fault wet clothes are heavy and stick together

now i have a massive chain of towels and shirts that weigh as much as a hippo

i do not control the cohesion of water

contrary to popular belief i am not a waterbender

also unrelated
im reading the wikia (aka fandom) article about waterbending

they learned hydrokinesis from the moon by “observing how it pushed and pulled the tides”? that’s like really stupid

the moons a giant rock what are you taking about