Replying to:SolidaritySupremeCan have sex in car
Has 12 inch dick
Capable of cumming 5 ho
*1 inch*
Edit: it was gigan who told me this. Don’t know why. I was smoking some wired white powder and then gigan ran up to me and shouted “SOLIDUS HAS A 1 INCH DING DON!” After that I woke up and was missing my kidney…..
-Kinda an energy being that took a humanoid form
-Fast
-Good at combat
-Has a girlfriend, unlike you
-Has a cool katana I guess
-Can do simple-ish energy attacks
cucumber
-Is better than Mr. Macbeth
-Is better than The Conducter
-High badass level 1,000,000 (excretes own intestine at enemy and excretes out of the excreted intestine)
-Agility 1,000 (land/sea/air/your colon right now)
-Epic color
-Other
Special abilities: White Essence and his Power Armor.
White essence: Basically in simple terms, his consciousness can physically manifest into a white orb. White essence in particular has the power to create anything with enough training, like a sword, or a flurry of bullets. He also has different essence powers based on its purity, like if it has gray spots, or is complete white.
Power armor: Increases his defense, attack, speed, and also had a built in essence enhancer to power his essence a small bit. Equipped with guns and all that jazz. Oh, jetpack aswell.
He still is a human though, so a bullet in the head without protection will kill him. Or anything else that would kill a normal human, like road rollers.
Can have sex in car
Has 12 inch dick
Capable of cumming 5 hours.
Can walk normally
Has a crab
Has friends (unlike you
*1 inch*
Edit: it was gigan who told me this. Don’t know why. I was smoking some wired white powder and then gigan ran up to me and shouted “SOLIDUS HAS A 1 INCH DING DON!” After that I woke up and was missing my kidney…..
I laughed twice now
When he has a kidney stone it’s just a hole where the pp is meant to be
-Can say E
-Might be married to Marshmallow
-Is a “normal” human
-Kills cookies
And that’s the stats of RedHood, name not Original but he is Original
-Kinda an energy being that took a humanoid form
-Fast
-Good at combat
-Has a girlfriend, unlike you
-Has a cool katana I guess
-Can do simple-ish energy attacks
so you’re not human
My OC Pheonix is certainly not human
Isn’t OC Phoenix that cursed images channel?
What
OC Phoenix, he makes cursed minecraft videos, right?
Mate I’m talking about my OC
Not that guy
oh
sorry am dyslex¡c
Archie sonic but 1,000,000x more op
Dude you don’t want endless determination do you know what happened to the monsters in undertale!!!
cucumber
-Is better than Mr. Macbeth
-Is better than The Conducter
-High badass level 1,000,000 (excretes own intestine at enemy and excretes out of the excreted intestine)
-Agility 1,000 (land/sea/air/your colon right now)
-Epic color
-Other
I’ll try to make this one short…
Jolstus
Special abilities: White Essence and his Power Armor.
White essence: Basically in simple terms, his consciousness can physically manifest into a white orb. White essence in particular has the power to create anything with enough training, like a sword, or a flurry of bullets. He also has different essence powers based on its purity, like if it has gray spots, or is complete white.
Power armor: Increases his defense, attack, speed, and also had a built in essence enhancer to power his essence a small bit. Equipped with guns and all that jazz. Oh, jetpack aswell.
He still is a human though, so a bullet in the head without protection will kill him. Or anything else that would kill a normal human, like road rollers.
Man that’s shorter than my sea cucumer