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    willowsubscriberlegendary-noderuc-winner-lvl3featured-lvl3uc-votercrusaderoccifer 2020-12-07 11:54:54 UTC

    Remember how I lost my 364 hats?

    I found them, or.… 4 of them…
    Luckily I keep GPS tracker thingies, whatever they’re called, inside the visors of my hats; two were in Octo Canyon, six on the NILS Statue, one in locker 4 at the central station, and four in Rinky Dink Station.

    RDS was the closest place, so I went there—and my hats had the FORSAKEN YOGURT AGAIN, WHY ARE ALL MY HATS FILLED WITH YOGURT.

    alright anyway my hats were ONCE AGAIN filled with yogurt, and I noticed something at the spawn thingy—looked like a poster I think, and I kid thou not—THERE WAS
    Y O G U R T
    ON IT

    WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YOGURT INVOLVED IN ME LOOKING FOR MY HATS

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    • What hats, and why is there yogurt

      2020-12-07 12:01:20 UTC 0
      • Replying to: RefrigeratorWhat hats, and why is there yogurt

        My CQ (TM) hats

        I don’t know why there’s yogurt

        2020-12-07 12:04:28 UTC 1
    • what color is the yogurt

      2020-12-07 12:36:56 UTC 0
      • Replying to: [Abandoned]what color is the yogurt

        faded yellow
        it’s real sticky tho so idk if it’s yogurt or not

        2020-12-07 14:07:56 UTC 0
        • Replying to: willowfaded yellow it's real sticky tho so idk if it's yogurt or

          hmmmmmm, could be squid cu-

          2020-12-07 15:11:24 UTC 0
          • Replying to: [Abandoned]hmmmmmm, could be squid cu-

            yeah the look and taste was a bit familiar so maybe

            2020-12-07 17:15:10 UTC 0
    • i think you should talk to somebody

      2020-12-07 13:00:34 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Ralph (Developer)i think you should talk to somebody

        i did

        tartar made a joke saying that this sounded like Kirby lore
        8 just said wtf
        4 said “wow bro that’s so weird, I have no idea who’s doing that—nope, no way”
        the squid sisters said “ok cool but when are you gonna give me the overdue money” (it’s a long story)
        and the other squid people said “wow bro but maybe you should give callie that overdue money, eh”

        2020-12-07 14:12:26 UTC 0
        • Replying to: willowi did tartar made a joke saying that this sounded like Kirb

          *Stares at Cq * bro do you need money or wha

          2020-12-07 14:18:40 UTC 0
          • Replying to: m4.dev*Stares at Cq * bro do you need money or wha

            no I owe callie the money

            but idk tho ima pull a team rocket and blast off

            2020-12-07 17:14:23 UTC 0