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Remember how I lost my 364 hats?
I found them, or.… 4 of them…
Luckily I keep GPS tracker thingies, whatever they’re called, inside the visors of my hats; two were in Octo Canyon, six on the NILS Statue, one in locker 4 at the central station, and four in Rinky Dink Station.RDS was the closest place, so I went there—and my hats had the FORSAKEN YOGURT AGAIN, WHY ARE ALL MY HATS FILLED WITH YOGURT.
alright anyway my hats were ONCE AGAIN filled with yogurt, and I noticed something at the spawn thingy—looked like a poster I think, and I kid thou not—THERE WAS
Y O G U R T
ON ITWHY IS THERE SO MUCH YOGURT INVOLVED IN ME LOOKING FOR MY HATS







What hats, and why is there yogurt
My CQ (TM) hats
I don’t know why there’s yogurt
what color is the yogurt
faded yellow
it’s real sticky tho so idk if it’s yogurt or not
hmmmmmm, could be squid cu-
yeah the look and taste was a bit familiar so maybe
i think you should talk to somebody
i did
tartar made a joke saying that this sounded like Kirby lore
8 just said wtf
4 said “wow bro that’s so weird, I have no idea who’s doing that—nope, no way”
the squid sisters said “ok cool but when are you gonna give me the overdue money” (it’s a long story)
and the other squid people said “wow bro but maybe you should give callie that overdue money, eh”
*Stares at Cq * bro do you need money or wha
no I owe callie the money
but idk tho ima pull a team rocket and blast off