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    willowsubscriberlegendary-noderuc-winner-lvl3featured-lvl3uc-votercrusaderoccifer 2021-01-10 10:29:52 UTC

    I hate Beldum, but only because he basically isn’t in ORAS at all

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    • POKEMON IM GONNA CATCH EMM ALL AND IMPREGNATE THEM WITH MY MY POKE BALLS

      2021-01-10 10:58:02 UTC 0
      • Replying to: Weapons international. CoPOKEMON IM GONNA CATCH EMM ALL AND IMPREGNATE THEM WITH MY M

        we’re exiling you from society

        2021-01-10 11:43:25 UTC 0
        • Replying to: willowwe're exiling you from society

          *SAYS WITH INTENSE VOICE* BUT THEY NEED MY SEAMEN

          2021-01-10 12:04:29 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Weapons international. Co*SAYS WITH INTENSE VOICE* BUT THEY NEED MY SEAMEN

            *nasally inhales*
            *orally exhales*
            listen, i may be as straight as a u-turn but at this point humanity as a whole agrees this is wrong

            also, they have no canonical reproductive organs so…

            2021-01-10 12:07:47 UTC 0
    • Nah listen, Beldum is actually one of my favorite Pokemon because he looks cool, it’s just that he basically isn’t in ORAS and only uses Take Down

      But Jangmo-o? He gotta watch out, someone might steal the second place medal

      2021-01-10 11:45:19 UTC 0