One of my favorite non-Sticknodes characters is a god named Chaos (Can you guess what he is a god of?) and this is an example of stuff he says

Scott: Chaos, there’s fifteen demigods all pissed at you

Chaos: Is it because I forgot they existed? Or was it because I was staring at their asses? Ooo maybe it was because they cannot handle such a fabulous god

Scott: No, because you blew up each one of their houses

Chaos: Oh… well maybe they shouldn’t had houses for me to blow up

*Scott face palms*