*Red wakes up, tries to get up, struggles a bit, then gives up, realizing the effort is worthless*
Red*whispering to himself*: Alright, now where the f**k am I?
???: don’t worry honey, these tests don’t hurt nor do they change your body or your mind or whatever, they’re just made to test your strength, speed, and intelligence
Gas: Then break out? Cause i can just grow a new arm and another and grab a knife to cut ny real ones free then take it out of the fakes ones hand and get rid of the fake ones and free you.
(I kinda am controlling ??? And everyone else besides other RHGs because Cookie and other RHGs have been captured by “Them”)
???: Never mind that, just stay here and answer questions for me
???:

(Keeping that)
???: what fuel does your suit use?
???: what’s the password to your computer?
???: what is your suit made out of
???: where are you?
???: table actually
???: sure go with that
Gas: *wakes up* Where the fuck am i? *swedish muffled accent*
??: a table
*Red wakes up, tries to get up, struggles a bit, then gives up, realizing the effort is worthless*
Red*whispering to himself*: Alright, now where the f**k am I?
???: Somewhere over the rainbow
Red: funny joke… where am I
???: on a table
Red: yeah cause I totally didn’t know that.
*Clearly frustrated, Red takes a second to breathe*
Red: I ask you once more. Where am I?
???: you know I’m supposed to be asking you questions right?
Red: Fine.
*Red sighs*
Red: Ask away
???: what are thy powers?
Red: None that I’m aware of
???: why are your thighs so amazing?
Red: It’s just the Armor
???: you sure?
Red: Yes
???: Moving on from your thighs, what are your relationships with other people, like whose your friends and all that
Red: I don’t know too many people… the ones that I do know aren’t important
???: okay
Red: any other questions?
???: not now
Red: So can I find out where I am now? … Or leave?
???: nah “They” will just experiment on you and attempt to make you stronger
Red: I don’t like the sound of that
???: it’s mostly painless
Red: It still doesn’t sound good. I want out
???: sorry I cannot do that
Red: Then please allow me to ask some questions
???: fine
Red: Here’s the first question. Why am I strapped to this table when I could just be locked in an entranceless box?
???: makes stuff easier
Red: Question two. Why am I here?
???: I like your thighs
Red: That isn’t a good reason
???: I like your legs
Red: Could you give me an actual reason please?
???: To make you better
Red: I have a few problems with that, but that concludes my list of questions
???: what are your problems
Red I believe in making myself stronger through ways that aren’t Biological Experimentation.
???: Okay
Red: Well as I said, I have no more questions in my head.
???: Well, I’m just gonna do some tests
Red: ;-;
???: don’t worry honey, these tests don’t hurt nor do they change your body or your mind or whatever, they’re just made to test your strength, speed, and intelligence
Red: ;—;
*The table lifts up then drops Red onto a weird looking treadmill*
*Red runs for about 5 minutes when he stops, and fall*
*sweating intensifies*
Red: ;;—;;
???: sorry about that
Red: Riiight
???: we’re going to be testing your intelligence next
Red: Mkay
???: Question one what is 2 + 2?
Red: Easy! That’s 4
???: I see that you’re not retarded
Red: What next?
???: no clue
Red: Should I just roam around this place since I’m free from the table?
???: sure
Red: Neat… where the exit of this room?
Gas: who are you?
Gas: oh, you, *sighs* alright lets get on with it. So mr. Question marks ( @mouser ). Ask awag
*away
Gas: well lets get this done with….. alright. Lets do this. So. ??? Ask us the questions.
Gas: wait…. my power can break both us out of here right now.
Gas: Then break out? Cause i can just grow a new arm and another and grab a knife to cut ny real ones free then take it out of the fakes ones hand and get rid of the fake ones and free you.
Gas: aight. *does it afterwards a camera pulls out gun* well shit, get back down. *sits back down*
???: Hey
???: your powers don’t work in this room anyway, well starting now
Gas: *wakes up again* well, im still an excellent marksman
???: only one way we can change that but we don’t want to
Gas: i have one question and one question only, what is your name?
???: My Name Is Jeff
Gas: seriously, whats your name
???: Kanot El Ye
Sp00k Master: *Wakes up* ….Is this some creepy dungeon?!
???: Yes
???: Fleshlight is my name
Rusher: *Wakes up*..What the? How did i get here? *Tries to stand up but falls flat on his face* Ow..
Weird ass ikea shit