Replying to:UnknownNo joke, you'd be the Dude of all Gods
I WOULD MAKE STORIES FOR THE PEOPLE AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE AW YAS GOD BOOK, WAIT I JUST REALIZED I COULD JERK OFF ALL DAY AND STILL BE ERECT IF I WAS A GOD, NO WAIT I COULD MAKE THE GIANTEST BREASTS EVER
I’m nuking the world
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“God created man, and it was good”
*this*
“God said “s**t” and erased humanity”
To be fair I would do the same, but memes and breasts exist so what can you do?
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Make life superior
To memes and breasts?
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More memes and ASS
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If you’re all powerful, make your creation perfect, you have no reason not to…
UNLESSYOUDIDN’TEXIST
Trust me If I was god the world would be a lot more interesting place
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🤔
*Evil laughing*
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On second thoughts
I’M AM THE TRUE GOD
*Makes Deadpool a real person* Yay now for other stuff
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YOU NUTTER!
Did someone say nut? 😏
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Ya boy
I would be an awesome god, just sitting on my throne and some guy is like, I need money fam, and I would be like, FULFILL A JOURNEY.
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No joke, you’d be the Dude of all Gods
I WOULD MAKE STORIES FOR THE PEOPLE AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE AW YAS GOD BOOK, WAIT I JUST REALIZED I COULD JERK OFF ALL DAY AND STILL BE ERECT IF I WAS A GOD, NO WAIT I COULD MAKE THE GIANTEST BREASTS EVER
I’m now going to become a god
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Mum: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Mouser: A – G O D
At least I’m aiming high in life
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A little too high
Shush
Do you want… *waiting intensifies*
A CARROT?!??!