What's the best way to dispose of a viola?

• 1) Beat it to death with a baseball bat until nothing remains17%
• 2) Feed it to a dog and record it so you have an excuse in music class0%
• 3) Burn it until nothing remains8%
• 4) Destroy it with a violin (superior instrument)0%
• 5) Throw it into the Mariana Trench (wait you can't throw trash in the ocean)0%
• 6) Kill the people who make them and give the wood to violin makers17%
• 7) Jump on it until it's a pancake17%
• 8) Every one of these and more42%