Guys I seen to be in a predicament

So idk if any of yall know but I have a slight obsession with bacon, the magic pig strips. But before I was a bacon Stan, I fucking hated bacon. With a burning passion. Like I’m not kidding, It was so bad, my parents legit stopped even making it. But recently (about a year ago) I thought “hmm, I haven’t had bacon in a while, I should try it again sometime” and then I had bacon on a burger and the rest was history.

I’m starting to have the same feeling towards beer.

My mum let me have one swig of some beer and I actually kind of liked it.

Even she was surprised.
Now I fully expect to have a full beard and mustache come morning or I will sue God
(This post is clearly satire, the bacon and beer stuff is true but I have no intention of sueing the lord over facial hair)
Also no, I will not be drinking any more beer for a few more years, I might have a few sips here and there but until I’m atleast 21, I will not be drinking beer or any other alcoholic bevages.

Motor oil and engine coolant still rules Supreme as the best beverage.
(DISCLAIMER: this post is NOT condoning under age drinking, this is simply a satire post. Do NOT try to purchase alcohol before you’re 21, for it could land you jail time)