Eas scenarios are so unrealistic, like.. if a 9 foot tall alien broke into my apartment I’d be like “bitch get the fuck out before I subject yo bitch ass to baby shark on a 10 hour loop and tiktok furry cringe” ⚠️⚠️⚠️💀💀💀

I’d rally the white truck assholes, the crazy alligator slinging Florida guys, the Starbucks Karen’s, the minecraft trolls, the toxic cod 8 year olds, against them bitches. Aliens ain’t got shit against cracked out men and women