I shall now accurately describe War Thunder matches:

So you’ve unlocked a cool tank and want to play a match with it, fuck you idiot, you just got raped by some guy who’s playing his first match using Baby’s First Tank, and your ammo has exploded, ok so now it’s time for you to respawn, and you can only choose a mediocre starter vehicle, and so you go to the battlefield, but an Airplane player comes from the sky, drops a bomb, and slams onto the ground, the bomb hits you and vaporizes you, nice job idiot, you have 2 research points for your next tank, and you need 2,890 more

Now play more until you die of pure anger at random retards who just click to shoot and kill you each time

Fuck Thanksgiving, it’s time for Santa Day

If aliens dislike the n word, how many gallons of cum can you use to drown the horny HQ, and after said thing, how many sticky and dead bodies can you fit on the roof of the local walmart