*all the civilized Minecraft fans celebrate*

“ANOTHER VICTORY FOR MINECRAFT!!”

*flying gorilla gets some diamond armor and gets a diamond sword*

“Creeper aw man So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body
Oh no it’s you again
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes, eyes, eyes
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again
‘Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again
And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn’
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you’re safe, overhear some hissing from right behind
Right, right behind
That’s a nice life you have, shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don’t be tardy
So now you’re stuck in there, half a heart is left but don’t die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all your stuff again
‘Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again
And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn’
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all your stuff again
Creepers, you’re mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro
The sword’s made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day and the whole night
Creeper’s out prowlin’ – alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that’s what I’m gonna do
I’m a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade’s gonna tear through you
Bring it
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and go, take your revenge
So fight, fight like it’s the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite
‘Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s trying to steal all our stuff again
‘Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again
And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn’
‘Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again”

Nope I outsmarted you lol

*i still survive and use use my stand to punch you a bunch*

“ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA”

*pheonix decides to help in the fight and enters with a diamond sword with sharpness VI*

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I am unfoolable you mortal