Replying to:Ralph (Developer)> seduce for food
> suffocate with body
> eats hu
Explanations so I don’t seem Kink-fueled (yay)
“> seduce for food”
How the fuck else do you get free KFC, you just seduce a dude and biologically be able to release pheromones that basically mind control him into retrieving food for ya
“> suffocate with body“
When your a literal giant slime how else do you accidentally kill things, you accidentally shove them inside your body and kinda forget about them, of course slime has no breathable air in it, thus comes the “> suffocate with body”
“> eats humans“
well, TBH humans prolly are a rich source of nutrition, never eaten one myself, but we pretty much are some smart AF Monkeys, and technically Bullets or weapons can’t kill Slimes, they would just absorb them
Wait oh no that’s horrifying, in this universe I made there are Unkillable Human-Voring slime women
Well, humanity is screwed, that could be a series or something, about humans living alongside such things, and fucking failing
Still doesn’t explain why I decided to make the La Brea tar pits into a giant Hot Slimegirl
just realized IRL scientists are retrieving fossils from there, oh no, oh no,
Oh no
I spent way too much time on these and I don’t know why
@ralph wer dese worth the time
Also I need more to make plez suggest some
wow
seduce for food
suffocate with body
eats humans
go on
Ralph…. it’s November
Explanations so I don’t seem Kink-fueled (yay)
“> seduce for food”
How the fuck else do you get free KFC, you just seduce a dude and biologically be able to release pheromones that basically mind control him into retrieving food for ya
“> suffocate with body“
When your a literal giant slime how else do you accidentally kill things, you accidentally shove them inside your body and kinda forget about them, of course slime has no breathable air in it, thus comes the “> suffocate with body”
“> eats humans“
well, TBH humans prolly are a rich source of nutrition, never eaten one myself, but we pretty much are some smart AF Monkeys, and technically Bullets or weapons can’t kill Slimes, they would just absorb them
Wait oh no that’s horrifying, in this universe I made there are Unkillable Human-Voring slime women
Well, humanity is screwed, that could be a series or something, about humans living alongside such things, and fucking failing
Still doesn’t explain why I decided to make the La Brea tar pits into a giant Hot Slimegirl
just realized IRL scientists are retrieving fossils from there, oh no, oh no,
Oh no
This gets worse every second I think about it