I see this election so I must join

Ok so like I like oxygen

It’s good to breathe

We all know that, but I’m taking the oxygen and giving it only to those who are gey and purging the normies

Nobody in this new sticknodes will be equal, ever

I also pledge to cause continent destroying disasters at least every 10 years and make bad relations with every faction I see

I will stop immigration by removing the immigrants

And I also pledge to kill as many innocent people as I possibly can

Ok now vote for me, your new dictato- I mean peaceful happy fun President