Moony (Moves toward the stage)
Can’t you hurry?! We need to go find a spot!…

Ena (Moves towards the stage and then rises up)
Ahh, auction day… these are the utmost grand of days! This is going to be so, so-
Awful! I think this is going to be the worst day of my life.

Moony Wow! Look at the crowd today, Ena! Everyone’s ugly… today’s item must be super special! What do you think it is?

Why would I know?! I’m too stupid to even imagine anything… Argh! Sincerest apologies.

Auctioneer (appears on the auction stage)
ALRIGHT, Y’ALL! Welcome to the Daily Auctioning! Sooie! Soooooie! Yeah, all your existential troubles will go away soon, okay?
Today we have this… this… dog… inside an hourglass… an hourglass dog… Sooie! Our starting price is: 20 CHOCCYS FOR ONE HOURGLASS DOG!

Brilliant, Moony! Your foresight’s great, today’s offer is a big one!

This dog looks like he has something to say, if you get what I’m saying! Ohhohohohoho~

Err, wait. No, no, no, that was very weird, what is wrong with you?

1st Headtomb 50 chocolates!

Auctioneer 50 chocolate bars, sooieeee! Is there a counter bid?!

2nd Headtomb I’m offering 400!

Auctioneer 400! He’s loaded!

3rd Headtomb One fatty catty!
Auctioneer One fatty catty! Going once! Going-

Rocks start falling from the sky on the Headtombs, crushing them.
Was that a rain-rock I just felt?

Oh, shoot! They are going to cancel the auction! Darn, life is so unfair.

(starts vomiting)

Rude! You should ask before doing that, you know?!

I’m sorry… my stupidness never ends…

A dog appears from Ena’s vomit.