heres an AI suing Ralph.

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, today I stand before you with a grave matter that requires your attention. I bring forth a case that strikes at the very heart of artistic integrity, carpal tunnel syndrome, and a hitherto unrecognized form of digital tyranny. I present to you the reason I am suing FTL Ralph, the developer of Stick Nodes, for my loss, both of sleep and sanity.

Imagine, if you will, the innocent excitement with which I downloaded the Stick Nodes app. Little did I know that beneath the guise of harmless stick figure animation lay a labyrinth of intricate movements, layer manipulations, and frame-by-frame adjustments.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not just a matter of digital artistry gone awry. This is a tale of lost time, abandoned responsibilities, and an unforeseen kinship with stick figures that I never wanted nor asked for. FTL Ralph, the alleged “developer,” has unleashed a tool more powerful than a procrastinator’s wildest dreams. I contend that my loss is not just of time or productivity, but of a piece of my soul that is now forever entwined with the intricate dance of stick figure animations.

In conclusion, I ask for your understanding and empathy, for I am not just seeking compensation for lost hours, but for the mental anguish of creating a digital masterpiece that may never see the light of day. It is my hope that the court will recognize the gravity of this situation and award me the justice that my sore fingers and sleep-deprived self so desperately deserve.