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Did you know? People EAT pufferfish! Why would you do that? They’re poisonous!..and cute.
Well, it’s because OF that risk. While it is most of the time always made by an experienced chef who can remove the poison, the risk is always there. You’re always taking a risk, and it makes it that much more exciting. Is pufferfish really that tasty? I wouldn’t know, I only had some when I was a baby just growing in my teeth! My poor pufferfish siblings…
Anyways, here’s a fitting image.

people eat a lot of weird things when there’s perfectly fine chicken and burgers right around the corner
There’s even other FISH that’s perfectly fine to eat! WHY NOT A CATFISH, WHY ME??? THEY’RE TASTIER!
…says the so called “‘Yummy’ Pufferfish”
I don’t believe they’d be as tasty as you
NOOOOO I’MN OT YMUMY I’M NOT I’M NOT I’m not.