yunno’ what, i’ve got an idea of my own. you see, due to my autism my imagination far surpasses the average life form therefore making me somewhat supernatural in a way (i’m not even boasting here, i make up planets, their civilizations and history for fun)
so, here’s my idea for an adventure of your own.
so you’ve got some mage and a knight going through a forest tasked by some king to slay i dunno’ let’s say some evil dragon who’s got some cool sword that took over a castle, corrupted it and it’s inhabitants all Calamity Ganon style and now has his eye set on a nearby town. as these two are journeying to this evil lizard dude, they’re ambushed by some super evil demon thing with antlers, a mace and a dagger at his side. so they all fight until the two of them corner the dude and force him to surrender. after some arguing, the Demon dude decides to help and the three begin their long journey to destroy the dragon and end it’s tyranny; the knight being heroic, the mage being wise, and the demon being a complete asshole

dude, my RHG is a demigod

i’d like to do that, i’m doing media in college so i’m going down the right path

and THE Demon

grammar much

wait, WHAT!?
you’re not going through one of those phases again are you, have you forgotten how much we cared for your safety!?

Hmmm, well i was worrying you were gonna say weeks or months so years makes me feel a little bit relieved but it’s still not long. What’s the condition, can it be stopped or is this mandatory

at least we kept that heart of yours beating just that little longer

i’ll make sure The StickNodes Movie honours your character; he will not die but instead walk into the sunset where we will not know of what happens to him, so he may leave peacefully.

don’t worry Tene’, when the day does woefully come, i’ll post your RHG with a little message on how great you were.

i’m happy that this hasn’t brought you to a mental panic and instead you’re taking it very well, that there is bravery and acceptance, and i highly respect that. it’s kinda like Emile’s last words in Halo Reach as he’s attacked by an Elite Zealot “i’m ready! how about you?”. you’re going down with honour and like Emile, you’ll be remembered as one of the best.

but in the meantime, we’ll love every second we get to spend with you!

yeah. remember mate, we’ve got your back and remember you as highly if not higher than even Berke

i’ll keep em’ happy Tene’, i promise, for your sake.

though i don’t belong to a Religion so i’ll just have to accept and move on, that’s what RiME taught me. (when you were in your suicidal state, i started replaying it to try and cope but i couldn’t get past even the first objective before it got to me again)

i’m already happy and as long as you are, i will stay happy.

yunno’, when it’s finished, i’ll send you a free copy of the book i’m writing

I’m sure it’ll be done by then