@crex7553
I’ve come to make an announcement: crexidential’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his whatever the fuck-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “THIS BIG,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my sticknodes.com: Crexidential, you’ve got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like.

BRRRRRRRRRR looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher; I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Ralph?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!