You are Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a large army marching towards your home. What do you do? The game is based on an old school RPG called “Ultima Online”. It’s very easy to learn but hard to master!

“ALERT THE KING! I WILL NOT ALLOW THESE NOOBS TO SEIZE MY HOME! WAKE THE GUARDS AND CALL THE KING AT ONCE!”

“Alarum! Alarum!” you shout at your guards as they stand guard outside your door. “I will not allow these noobs to take my home! Wake up the King!” Your guards wake up from their sleep and rush into the room.

“Squire, Send an SOS to the king. Tell him to send me troops!”

“Sir, we can’t send an SOS to the king, he has too many soldiers.” Squire says. “Tell them what you know sir!” you yell back. “Yes Sir!” He replies and then runs off to tell his superior officer about it.

“I NEED SOLDIERS! NOW!”

“SQUIRREL! YOU SEND AN SOS TO THE KIND LEADER FIRST!” You yell at him. He looks down and sighs. “It would be best if you sent it to the leader of the nearest town.” He says.

“I DON’T CARE WHO YOU SEND IT TO! JUST SEND IT!” I slap Servant Squirrel

“NO! I don’t care who sends it to the leader, just send it!” You scream. “But sir, we need troops for defense!” Servant says.

slap the servant and yell “GET ME MY DEFENSE TROOPS NOW! THE NOOBS ARE ALMOST HERE!”

“No! I want my defense troops now!” You yell. “Sir, we’re almost there sir!” Servant says. You run out of your bedroom and grab your sword from the wall.

Talk to the troops

“Hello everyone! My name is Tyler Blevins, I live in the Kingdom of Larion and I am a nobleman. The enemy has come to our home and taken it over. They are attacking with hundreds of men and horses! We need help right now!”

“It is my saddest day to tell you all that the NOOBs have seized this most noble home. I am afraid of being captured, but if I do, I want you all to know that I went to protect you all.”

“Thank you sir!” Some of the soldiers cheer. “And thank you for telling me that before I go.” You say. Some of the other soldiers nod in agreement and some grumble something about how they were told to lie about everything.

“Be honest. Are any of you NOOB Soldiers?”

“We are…” One soldier says. “Are any of you NOOB Guardsmen?” Another asks. “NOOOOOOO!!” A third soldier shouts. “They’re all NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Kill the First soldier

“Foolish soldiers! Kill the first man who dares to betray us!” You shout. A few of the soldiers begin shooting at you, but you dodge them easily. “Damn it… I knew I shoulda stayed loyal to my country!” You curse.

Confront the NOOB Army

“This is treason! This is murder! And I will punish every single one of you!” You say. You charge forward and start killing the NOOB soldiers. Soon, you have killed all of them except for two who are hiding behind a tree.

Say to the NOOB Soldiers “Run home to your king and tell him to send a larger and stronger army next time.”

“Sir, we cannot run away from this!” One of the NOOB soldiers says. “Then why did you run?!” You ask. “Because we are not like you sir! We have families and homes to protect!” You laugh at that remark.

Say to the NOOB soldiers “Run home to your king and tell him to send a stronger army next time.”

“Sir, we cannot run away from this!” One of the NOOB soldiers says. “Then why did you run?” You ask. “Because we are not like you sir! We have families and homes to protect!” Another soldier steps forward.

“You are quite brave to approach me like this”

“Well, you’ve been through a lot today. I’m sure you must feel sad or scared or angry. But I assure you, none of those emotions are wrong. Your actions here today have made the world a better place for everyone else.” The soldier says.

“Soldier, I want you to go back to your NOOB King and tell him to send a stronger army to face me. I WANT A CHALLENGE!”

“Sorry, what did you say?”

“You don’t know what you mean”In case:The king is going to… (THEY.

Send the soldiers back to where they came

“Fine, I’ll go back to my king and tell him to send a bigger and stronger army next time.”

“Good. I expect a challenge next time.”

You walk into your room and sit on your bed. You look around and see that you have a small library, study area, bathroom, kitchen and even a small living space. It’s pretty nice. “So, what do you think?”

“BRING ME MY WENCH!”

“What? What was that?” “Wenches! Bring me my wench!” You exclaim. “Yes, yes, I understand sir. Please follow me.” You walk downstairs and find yourself in a large foyer with several doors leading off it.

Go to the Living Quarters

“Oh, so you’re the one.” A voice says. “Yeah, I am.” You reply. “Well then, let’s get to it shall we?” The voice says.

“Who are you! What are you doing here, residing w…