You are Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a large army marching towards your home. What do you do? The game is based on an old school RPG called “Ultima Online”. It’s very easy to learn but hard to master!

“ALERT THE KING! I WILL NOT ALLOW THESE NOOBS TO SEIZE MY HOME! WAKE THE GUARDS AND CALL THE KING AT ONCE!”

“Alarum! Alarum!” you shout at your guards as they stand guard outside your door. “I will not allow these noobs to take my home! Wake up the King!” Your guards wake up from their sleep and rush into the room.

“Squire, Send an SOS to the king. Tell him to send me troops!”

“Sir, we can’t send an SOS to the king, he has too many soldiers.” Squire says. “Tell them what you know sir!” you yell back. “Yes Sir!” He replies and then runs off to tell his superior officer about it.

“I NEED SOLDIERS! NOW!”

“SQUIRREL! YOU SEND AN SOS TO THE KIND LEADER FIRST!” You yell at him. He looks down and sighs. “It would be best if you sent it to the leader of the nearest town.” He says.

“I DON’T CARE WHO YOU SEND IT TO! JUST SEND IT!” I slap Servant Squirrel

“NO! I don’t care who sends it to the leader, just send it!” You scream. “But sir, we need troops for defense!” Servant says.

slap the servant and yell “GET ME MY DEFENSE TROOPS NOW! THE NOOBS ARE ALMOST HERE!”

“No! I want my defense troops now!” You yell. “Sir, we’re almost there sir!” Servant says. You run out of your bedroom and grab your sword from the wall.

Talk to the troops

“Hello everyone! My name is Tyler Blevins, I live in the Kingdom of Larion and I am a nobleman. The enemy has come to our home and taken it over. They are attacking with hundreds of men and horses! We need help right now!”

“It is my saddest day to tell you all that the NOOBs have seized this most noble home. I am afraid of being captured, but if I do, I want you all to know that I went to protect you all.”

“Thank you sir!” Some of the soldiers cheer. “And thank you for telling me that before I go.” You say. Some of the other soldiers nod in agreement and some grumble something about how they were told to lie about everything.

“Be honest. Are any of you NOOB Soldiers?”

“We are…” One soldier says. “Are any of you NOOB Guardsmen?” Another asks. “NOOOOOOO!!” A third soldier shouts. “They’re all NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Kill the First soldier

“Foolish soldiers! Kill the first man who dares to betray us!” You shout. A few of the soldiers begin shooting at you, but you dodge them easily. “Damn it… I knew I shoulda stayed loyal to my country!” You curse.

Confront the NOOB Army

“This is treason! This is murder! And I will punish every single one of you!” You say. You charge forward and start killing the NOOB soldiers. Soon, you have killed all of them except for two who are hiding behind a tree.

Say to the NOOB Soldiers “Run home to your king and tell him to send a larger and stronger army next time.”

“Sir, we cannot run away from this!” One of the NOOB soldiers says. “Then why did you run?!” You ask. “Because we are not like you sir! We have families and homes to protect!” You laugh at that remark.

Say to the NOOB soldiers “Run home to your king and tell him to send a stronger army next time.”

“Sir, we cannot run away from this!” One of the NOOB soldiers says. “Then why did you run?” You ask. “Because we are not like you sir! We have families and homes to protect!” Another soldier steps forward.

“You are quite brave to approach me like this”

“Well, you’ve been through a lot today. I’m sure you must feel sad or scared or angry. But I assure you, none of those emotions are wrong. Your actions here today have made the world a better place for everyone else.” The soldier says.

“Soldier, I want you to go back to your NOOB King and tell him to send a stronger army to face me. I WANT A CHALLENGE!”

“Sorry, what did you say?”

“You don’t know what you mean”In case:The king is going to… (THEY.

Send the soldiers back to where they came

“Fine, I’ll go back to my king and tell him to send a bigger and stronger army next time.”

“Good. I expect a challenge next time.”

You walk into your room and sit on your bed. You look around and see that you have a small library, study area, bathroom, kitchen and even a small living space. It’s pretty nice. “So, what do you think?”

“BRING ME MY WENCH!”

“What? What was that?” “Wenches! Bring me my wench!” You exclaim. “Yes, yes, I understand sir. Please follow me.” You walk downstairs and find yourself in a large foyer with several doors leading off it.

Go to the Living Quarters

“Oh, so you’re the one.” A voice says. “Yeah, I am.” You reply. “Well then, let’s get to it shall we?” The voice says.

“Who are you! What are you doing here, residing within my home?”

“I’m just an old friend of yours, and as you said, I happen to be a resident of this house too. So I guess it’s only fair that we meet each other somewhere.” “Why would I invite you here? Why didn’t you just tell me you were coming?”

Reach out to the voice

“Please sir, I’m sorry but I can’t just leave you alone here. You’re a very important person to me.” “Ah, well that’s understandable. Let me guess, you’re trying to woo me?

“Are you male or female

“Male.” “Hmmm, I suppose you could be right about that. Well anyway, I’m glad you decided to come visit me. Here, take this ring.” You pick up the ring and put it on your finger. Then the voice speaks again.

Listen to the voice and decide what to do

“Now, now, don’t worry. I won’t hurt you. In fact I’ll try to make things easier for you than they would’ve been for me if I’d tried to attack you directly.” “But how can you be so friendly when there are people outside?

“There are people outside?”

“Yes, yes, yes. Yes indeedy. They’re called the NOOBs. Now don’t worry about them, they’re just trying to keep order and such.” “But how can you be so friendly when there are people outside?

“Why have the NOOBs returned? I defeated them just this morning?”

“They’re returning because they had to. They couldn’t stand by idly while their king was being murdered by his own men. As soon as he died, they felt compelled to return to their kingdom and help restore it. That’s why they’re back now.

“Tis not their kingdom. This is mine.”

“Hmm, I see. Very well, I will allow you to stay here until the NOOOOBS are all dead. If you wish to leave, however, you may do so whenever you wish.” You nod and agree. “Very good sir! Thank you!”

“So why are you in my dungeon? I do not remember why I locked you up in here.”

“It’s simple sir. I need your help in getting rid of the NOOOOOOOOOBs once and for all.” “How do you plan to do that?” “By killing them myself. However, I need you to assist me in this task.

“I think you should stay here in this dank dark cell. I will take care of the NOOBs myself, as I did just this morning.”

“Very well sir. Stay here, I will take care of the NOOOOOOOOOBs.” A few days pass and you hear a loud noise from outside. You also notice that the door has been left open. You quickly rush over to check on what happened to your friends.

I lock my friend within the cell and light a torch

“Sir, the torches are lit inside. Come on in.” You enter the cell and immediately feel like you’re suffocating. You close your eyes and concentrate hard enough to block out everything else around you. Your breathing becomes heavy and slow, but steady.

“Who are you? What is your name?”

“My name is… uhm, well I’m not sure of my real name. My real name is unknown to most. But I suppose it wouldn’t matter anyway since I won’t be telling you mine.” “Alright, alright, whatever you want to call me.”

“Tell me your name or I will stab you like the NOOB you are.”

“That would be quite unwise sir. I assure you that I have no desire to kill anyone. I merely seek your assistance in eliminating the NOOOOOOOOOBs.” “Alright, alright, fine, whatever you want to call me.

“Why do you want to exterminate the NOOBs if you are a NOOB yourself?”

“Because I’m sick of seeing these assholes terrorize innocent villagers and rob them blind. And it isn’t like I haven’t done that before either. I mean, I was born into a family of thieves after all…” “The NOOOOOBIESSSSSS!!!!”

“I have a difficult time finding a sense of truth within your words. Because of this, I will execute you. Follow me to the Execution District.” Bring the NOOB to the Executioner’s Block.

You lead the NOOB to the executioner’s block where you place. There are two guards standing at the entrance. One is a short man wearing a black robe and holding a longsword and another is a tall muscular man wearing chainmail armor with plate mail shirt and wielding a sword.

“NOOB! YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY OF BEING A NOOB! FOR THIS, I AM MAKING YOU AN EXAMPLE TO ALL OF NOOBDOM!” Behead the NOOB with THE SWORD OF NINJA.

“This is followed by a quick slash to the throat and deadly thrust through the heart. Your head snaps back breaks against you chest and you fall forward onto your knees.

Gasp and say “WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY, NOOB!? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE DIED JUST THEN!” Still gripping THE SWORD OF NINJA.

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Order the guards to burn the NOOB’s corpse

“If”

“If what? I ORDERED YOU TO BURN THE CORPSE! BURN THE CORPSE NOW! LEAVE NO TRACE OF THIS NOOB!”

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Leave the Execution plaform

“The Corps. The Corps. The Corps are the Corps.Please”LastThe Corps.

Confront the NOOB by using the Sacred GOLD SCAR, a gun, a weapon never seen by anyone before

You fire a gun. Fire. Fire! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! You shoot the NOO in the NOO, who are dead. “FALL”This is the only way. The only you,The only!”The last”

Tyler is consumed by the infection seeping from the NOOB