A particular homo sapien, a female member of the species to be precise, whomst held your early form from zygote to fetus and proceeded to prevent your demise or general lack of wellbeing during your infancy to the arbitrarily socially determined age of eighteen, has a state of her brain in which homosexual attraction is possible to occur, though paradoxically through terminology socially considered to be exclusive to male homo sapiens, rather than the colloquial term for a homosexual female – “lesbian.” Henceforth, since this occurance is not particularly common, as well as my current need to find some phrase to offer you insult, I find myself reaching higher levels of mirth than I had before this statement. In fact, they have risen high enough that I find no better way to express myself than repeatedly tightening my diaphragm in a non-linguistic manner.