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RevalYT
2018-01-13 17:49:41 UTC If you think about it, plugging in stuff is kinda horny.
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RevalYT 2018-01-13 17:49:41 UTC
If you think about it, plugging in stuff is kinda horny.
*plugs phone charger into wall*
*Wall moans*
Plugs phone charger into phone*
*Phone moans*
wall and phone:
DO IT HARDER
Me to phone:No, you’re fully charged.
Phone to you: Fine, but it’d be a shame if I, oh I don’t know, GOT ALL OF MY CIRCUITS FRIED.
*phone turns off suddenly and doesn’t turn on again*
Me:WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING SO HORNY PHONE?!
*silence*
…
*you plug in the phone*
*the phone turns on with and earrape OOF*
Phone: OMA GERD! IT FEELS AMAZING*Starts to drip battery juice*
*charger goes too far into phone*
*phone explodes*
Wall:damn, she can’t handle anything!
That’s because she wasn’t a flip phone.
No wonder there’s something sticking out of my pants
it’s your PHONE