boi you better shut the fap up or im gonna turn your name into Mwasked bwoi (in pain) (joke) (but not)

drink your orange juice in moderation

double dew it

*snaps neck*

noo, picking up another’s dime is a crime, plus you can get more at this stupid shrine, there 5 nickels, 4 pennies, 3 quarters, 2 rare 50c coins And A pArtrIdGe In A pEaR tReE

melon

mashed, but only when they do it right

“something dangerous is coming. . . something big”