#1 plonker

Chinese are cool.

Try a Chinese 9 Ring Broadsword

It’s neat

The worst attack

One shield parry and your sent spinning out of control into the floor, at that speed, probably slashing yourself along the way

But you just said you’d be going like, 50MPH+, by that point, armour wouldn’t do a thing

In fact, even if you maybe missed me and tried to stand normal again, you couldn’t or you’d fall over and be flung in a random direction.

Or, you could be normal and simply parry an attack and chop the neck. Boom, enemy killed.

Nobody is as fast as a bullet you nonce.

Do you understand how G-force works.
Like, the g’s exerted on you would be insane, you wouldn’t be able to stop, you’d feel ill, you’d probably quickly pass out

Yes.
Meaning you’d then be immediately vulnerable for like, 10 minutes if you’re lucky, more like an hour though.