don’t know what you did but good luck bro

yo, bang gigan

it’s the female sex hormone

like testosterone for chicks

why do you own mcafee

i assume you mean japanese people attempting an american accent, not an english accent. english is the language, an english accent is only used in england

unless, of course, you mean noodle from gorillaz, the one japanese person doing an english accent to ever exist. we love noodle from gorillaz.

it’s okay

this one wasn’t too funny, but you tried your best

you get the urge to lightskin stare into a camera when you pick up sharp objects

meanwhile your nuts:

“deep” is not a measurement of distance, width, or length

and did you just ask why your mom didn’t want your dick

is that what you just asked

it makes sense because you said i bought a dildo with the same dimensions of my own penis

i used my own penis and the dildo on your mother because she wanted two of me in her

think, jade

i guess your mom loved me so much she wanted two of me in her