F-22 Raptor: **Sigh** For the 100th time, you’re not better than me because you can take off and land like a helicopter.
F-35B: Shut your mouth grandpa, you don’t know sh*t.
F-22 Raptor: Atleast I’m like an actual jet and not like a V-22 Osprey.
F-35B: O-o-oh yeah?! You have Raptor in your name and those are extinct!
F-22 Raptor: Atleast I’m not fat and less technologically advanced, you’re also a f*ckin’ weakling compared to me.
F-35B: ………..