Activity | Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange Reich

Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange Reich 2022-05-20 23:56:16 UTC
Ok but hear me out

A self cleaning butthole would save so much time, energy, and trees. Not sure how the idea of Self Cleaning Butthole works, but if poop came out so fast that you didn’t have to wipe, that could be one option. Maybe a system inside the body that reduces sliminess of poop so that you have no reason to wipe.

As for the other options, an outlet on the torso would be kinda cool. It be weird having a little box sticking out of my chest every time I wanted to charge my phone, but Still reasonably useful. I am always tired regardless so it’s a small price to pay for free electricity

And x-ray for happy meals? Can we switch it to other foods? Because most happy meals contain girly toys. What are we supposed to do with a girls toy!?
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- vuice · 4 years ago
  sometimes i want to be sleepy, so the 2nd option is quite a good one
  2022-05-20 23:58:07 UTC 6
  - Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange Reich · 4 years ago
    Replying to: vuicesometimes i want to be sleepy, so the 2nd option is quite a
    True, and most of the time I’m sleepy anyways.
    
    I could charge a Tesla real easy
    
    2022-05-20 23:59:49 UTC 4
- Kingston 💚 · 4 years ago
  2022-05-20 23:58:23 UTC 5
  - Orange, Leader of the Holy Orange Reich · 4 years ago
    Replying to: Kingston 💚
    Tell me I’m wrong
    
    Self cleaning butthole is just such a useful idea. Why sit on the toilet for an hour because you had to poop for the 5th time this sitting, when you can poop and go!?
    
    2022-05-20 23:59:21 UTC 5