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Dear arachnaphobics,
Your fear is irrational, spiders only bite in self defense. If you are bitten by a spider you were doing something that made it feel scared or threatened. Also, jumping spiders are so adorable, and if you say any life from this planet looks alien-like, you’re wrong, because they look like what they look like, and we found them on Earth so they can’t look like aliens.
Sincerely, Sam
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My old house had poisonous spiders.
NO IT DOESNT!!!! IT HAS VENOMOUS SPIDERS!!!!! There’s no such thing as f*cking poisonous spider *walks out of the room* JESUS
OKAY, SORRY I GOT THE TERM WRONG DONT BULLY ME
It’s okay, we all make mistaks.
I really don’t understand why the way they move is creepy to most people
But, on the subject of things moving creepily, my grandfather has a, quote on quote “healthy respect for snakes.”
Is you a secret agent from PETA?
No, I just wanted to make sure people knew that their fears were stupid
… no… more like the mistake of the creation of humanity… I mean… Mother Nature seriously f*cked up when she did that.
But also, yeah stuff like my mistak
I hate spiders but I don’t kill them
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you sir have never seen a trapdoor spider
I’ve seen pictures, but no not in person
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well i never will here in good ol’ England. there are Wolf Spiders though but they’re only in certain forests which i never go to or at least rarely. house spiders are still horrendous though