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    SmileGuy 2020-07-20 18:20:28 UTC

    I had a dream where I found this huge ass raccoon and he was so thicc and huge so I put a leash over him and took him home and I guess my brain was like “oh yeah, raccoons are wild animals” and the thing just went sicko and started trying to scratch me. Then my brain does this like, fast forward time jump thing to were I’m doing a cliche movie best friend pet thing like going to it every so often to feed it and the walking away and stuff. But anyway after that I’m friends with the raccoon but the raccoon was actually trying to gain my trust to scratch me and apparently if I’m scratched once I’m dead, so then it comes out of its leash and a bunch of people chase it and Im like holding the leash tryna put it back on him and some guy gets to my raccoon first and fuckin obliterates it with his laser eyes and I woke up.

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