While you can always see this at https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_qFVut7BoV1LEmn7UzOP-tPBtF57YA65GD9oxtuO9k/edit?usp=sharing, I decided it’d be nice to put the first chapter so far in here.

That Guy, a fairly average 14 year old Specian from Countria, an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean is going about his day when he discovers an galactic alien ruler with amazing powers known as Xeduhar, who plots to permanently alter the laws of space and time to allow him to travel interuniversally, and is sapping energy from civilized planets to fuel his Xedium generators to give him enough energy to shatter the interuniversal borders, causing all black holes to implode and destroy everything in the vicinity of them. That Guy realizes an oversight in one black holes destruction radius, which could destroy Earth. Xeduhar realizes That Guy has breached his airship and could leak his plans, potentially to other galactic rulers who could destroy all of reality if they execute his plans incorrectly. In panic, Xeduhar launches a surprise attack on That Guy, attempting to telekinetically fling him to an analysis pod to identify his brain chemistry and erase his memory of his plans. However, in his shock, That Guy accidentally kicks his shoe off mid-air directly into the computer, unknowingly initiating a black hole creation sequence while screwing up the computer as well. Then, with some resistance from That Guy, Xeduhar manages to throw him into the examination pod, where his DNA is isolated and his brain chemistry is identified. That Guy, struggling against the pod, accidentally hits the emergency eject button, shooting the pod down and out the underside of the aircraft, where it soon disassembles itself midair as part of its procedure, leaving That Guy miles above ground level, falling through the air with nothing to catch him.