• Replying to comment by: SamVonklyWho's wedding is it? Your cousin? Or someone u know or just

    Idk I’m just going to one

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  • I’m going to an wedding tomorrow

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    • Who’s wedding is it? Your cousin? Or someone u know or just your mother’s random friend?(dont ask why i just said cousin i dont know english that much)

      2022-08-11 02:13:35 UTC 0
      • Replying to: SamVonklyWho's wedding is it? Your cousin? Or someone u know or just

        Idk I’m just going to one

        2022-08-11 02:15:38 UTC 0
        • Replying to: taxIdk I'm just going to one

          U going to a wedding that none of your parents and friends know who the f are the peopla that marrying and u just didnt questioned “Why the fuck am i going to a random wedding”??

          2022-08-11 02:19:02 UTC 0
          • Replying to: SamVonklyU going to a wedding that none of your parents and friends k

            I think its my mom’s friends wedding

            2022-08-11 06:16:03 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: Austinmy tv is better

    no

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  • Replying to comment by: Logan-ZillaMy TV is also better

    no

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  • Replying to comment by: scarlett [dormant account]no

    Yes

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  • Replying to comment by: DeloSeems pretty LLooonnngg

    It is LLooonnngg

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  • Anyone likes my tv

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  • Replying to comment by: Flowey3Dsaw this a couple years ago. damn 096 must be really slow

    Shit
    He\’s still is trying to stand up

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  • Look At This Photograph! :troll:

    and if you did you die because of scp 096

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    • Item #: SCP-096

      Object Class: Euclid

      Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096’s cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096’s presence inside the cell.

      Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096’s likeness are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ and O5-β–ˆ.

      Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject’s body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.

      SCP-096’s jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.

      SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096’s face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).

      Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096’s progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096’s response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1’s location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1).

      Upon arriving at SCP-096-1’s location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]

      Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.

      Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be carried out by Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ on [DATA REDACTED]

      2022-08-01 21:30:32 UTC 7
    • cringe

      2022-08-01 21:40:46 UTC 9
    • looks like gigans mom

      2022-08-01 22:18:07 UTC 13
    • saw this a couple years ago. damn 096 must be really slow

      2022-08-01 22:39:48 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Flowey3Dsaw this a couple years ago. damn 096 must be really slow

        Shit
        He’s still is trying to stand up

        2022-08-02 00:13:07 UTC 3
  • Replying to comment by: tax100 notifications

    On unread

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  • Replying to comment by: taxI just saw this on YouTube

    Like an day ago

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  • Replying to comment by: Kingston πŸ’šStep 1: Go on any youtube video URL Step 2: Delete the 'h'

    I just saw this on YouTube

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