@the-golden-one
Joined on April 12th, 2022, this user has been a member for 1,515 days and is the 105,167th person to register an account.
Has 0 submissions and to be honest, that's just sad.
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Idk I’m just going to one
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I’m going to an wedding tomorrow
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no
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no
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Yes
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It is LLooonnngg
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Shit
He\’s still is trying to stand up -
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Item #: SCP-096
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096’s cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096’s presence inside the cell.
Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096’s likeness are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. βββ and O5-β.
Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject’s body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.
SCP-096’s jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.
SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096’s face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to βββ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096’s progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096’s response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1’s location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1).
Upon arriving at SCP-096-1’s location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
Dr. βββ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be carried out by Dr. βββ on [DATA REDACTED]
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cringe
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looks like gigans mom
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I’m surprised you went with this instead of calling her an obese and diabetic land whale
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thats your sister
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We’re blood brothers
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saw this a couple years ago. damn 096 must be really slow
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Shit
He’s still is trying to stand up
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On unread
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Like an day ago
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I just saw this on YouTube
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Who’s wedding is it? Your cousin? Or someone u know or just your mother’s random friend?(dont ask why i just said cousin i dont know english that much)
Idk I’m just going to one
U going to a wedding that none of your parents and friends know who the f are the peopla that marrying and u just didnt questioned “Why the fuck am i going to a random wedding”??
I think its my mom’s friends wedding