LOG ████]
Saturday, there was an…incident…in one of our containment facilities, involving a class 5 escaped experiment, so we dispatched officer ███████ to the facility, but…instead of heading over to the facility, he just went home and played on his laptop, and because of him, our cleanup crew has had to spend the past 72 HOURS cleaning the remains of our staff off of the ceiling.
We’re preparing a surprise for him.
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