3/5 stars, good but needs some work.
At the end the stickfigure dashes, and stands still, then moves, and stands still because the blue stickfigure is coming, sometimes in animation you have to animate two stick figures moving at once, and this is one of those times, tweening is fine, but tweening sometimes make an animation look bad.
Also, try moving more then 2 segments, it makes it look less static, the more segments you move, the less static it looks.

I’ll be adding his bio in a couple minutes

You don’t need a RHG. Epitaph is picking random stickfigures, I think. All you need is a decent or absolutely amazing stickfigure that he… loves (?) Idk.
I think this is how this works.